Wine and Sign

I hope this small missive finds all 11 of my online friends happy and well. I wanted to let everyone know that should they find themselves in the historic district of Savannah, GA today February 28th between 5 pm and 7 pm I will be signing beautiful copies of my new book The Meteorite at the lovely E Shavers bookstore (326 Bull St). I'll be happy to answer any questions about the book as well (especially regarding the difficult chapters 17 and 34). I expect that the police presence that will be required given my overwhelming and controversial popularity may cast a slight shadow on the event but please ignore the mass protests that will likely erupt on Madison Square. They will of course hopefully be led by peaceful citizens who simply want to express their first amendment rights. I am fully in support of such rights but will not abide any destruction of property. Nor will the fine men and women of the Savannah Police Department. So please, no feces, effigies, profanity, open fires, ammunition fired into the air, nudity, bullhorns or homicide. Open containers are, of course, allowed but please drink responsibly.

That said, I have been informed that there will be wine on offer. I have requested purple and orange flavors of the fortified variety however it may be simple California pinot noir. Quel dommage. Regardless, I do hope to see you all there if you are in town! And as always, if you have purchased the book and find it magnificent or detestable please let me know. I'd love to chat with you about it as I try to navigate my way through the labyrinthine world of personal marketing. All commentary helps me to write a little better and focus my ideas with greater precision. I appreciate everyone who has reached out to me thus far. Thank you.

I hope to see you all there tomorrow.